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makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

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plasmaterial:

i’d like to thank not only god but also jesus for this milestone

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ibilateral:

thecraziie:

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slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

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safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

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heckacute:

Make sure that the one you love has enough blankets. 

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heckacute:

People who say things like, “Whoa, they must have been so high when they made that,” whenever they see something even slightly strange are the same people who think that water doesn’t taste like anything. 

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heckacute:

I work out because I want to be able to get rid of anybody who is mean to my girl. If somebody is mean to her, I will show them my huge leg. 

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